Johan ruins someone’s life [UPDATED]

tenmapleaseletmesuckyourhardcock:

hey everyone, so i decided to change some stuff around in the johan ruins someone’s life fic. most of the changes are towards the end. just posting the edited version here so people can read both. ok thanks!!!!!

oh also the new title for this piece is “I WAS A TEENAGE DOMINATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

dongstomper:

cop-puncher-666:

need to buy ants in bulk looking to buy big healthy ants for my ant pit please reblog with your best offer I need these ants very fast

i have 58 tons of ants sitting in cargo containers by the docks. great big ones please i need to sell these ants. offering very cheap prices.

My budget is $50000 I am willing to allocate 75% of this to ant allocation the rest is for large shovels how much ants will this buy me

for you i have a special deal. i sell you 35 tons of ants and i’ll even throw in a crate of rats, no charge.

fool… the rats will… simply eat the ants… it is a fools bargain i won’t accept these ants. what kind of fool do you take me for? the deal is off

you idiot. you fucking ingrate. the rats are kept seperate from the ants. if you’re going to slander my humble ant business i believe you are not worthy of purchasing from me. good day sir.

please reconsider. i spoke with haste these rats are fine, maybe honorable, I have been scammed by these men who claim the rats are supplementary to the ants, but I’ve never seen such things. Rats have too much pride. The ant is humble and is less easily upset than a rat. the rats will act as a deterrent, to keep intruders from crushing the precious ants

i will allow this, but only once. expect the ants at your domicile by the morning and do not disrespect my honest work ever again.

Anonymous: Gross

tenmaandjohanwanttoofuck:

thanx for submitting to the blog ! id love to talk about fucking tenma, im glad you asked. well, so i think that when tenma jacks off he thinks abt johan’s smooth soft lips gently caressing his hard cock, dripping with pre-cum and johan’s saliva, and then johans tongue just licks it a little bit, and tenma is just so turned on by this thought that he jizzes all over himself

anyway so when johan jacks off he thinks about tenma fucking him really hard, like just pounding his beautiful twink ass as johan moans with pleasure and tenma has a lot of sweat dripping off of his beautiful lush thick black hair. and then finally tenma cums inside him. by the time this fantasy has progressed johan has orgasmed 5 times

thanks for submitting to the blog!!

i’m here for this 100%

pine-needles-underfoot:

othermike:

feelings of monstruousness

????? I haven’t seen anything but the c.h.u.d /rent comic before and literally went to see the other comics thinking “the best thing that could happen would be a bunch of comics about being trans and a werewolf” and my wish was granted and these are so good and also why is my narrative so predictable

trans boys are cute and unstoppable reblog if you agree

bubonickitten:

snake me up (snake me up inside) i can’t snake up

calibornsmainsqueeze:

take me to snurch (snake church) ill worship like a snake at the shrine of your snies (snake lies) ill tell you my sins and you can sharpen your snife (snake knife) offer me that deathless sneath (snake death) good god let me give you my snlife (snake life)

robertrodrigass:

tfw the truth is out there

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emopit:

emopit:

you ever see someone who just loves earthbound.. too much

ME NEITHER *POLLYANNA PLAYS FOR 10 HOURS AS I START TO CRY*

thankskenpenders:
“I like this kid’s style
”

thankskenpenders:

I like this kid’s style

amlagam:

like if u remember:

eridan (obama)
sollux (bipartisanship)
feferi (social welfare programs)
kanaya (the lgbt community)
jack (the gop)
jade (reagan)
gamzee (the increasingly dispossessed and disillusioned middle class)
karkat (true leftism)
and most importantly
vriska (vriska)